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25 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Would any of these work on you?

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    Hershey's factory makes millions of kisses every day. All I'm asking for is one.

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    Are you related to Yoda? Because Yodalicious.

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    Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT!

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    Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

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    You're so hot, I could fry eggs on you.

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    Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

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    Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d really like to tap that.

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    I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

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    You must play the trombone because you make me horny.

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    If a fat man puts you in a bag all night, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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    You put the sexy in dyslexia.

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    Did you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

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    There are 206 bones in your body. Want to make it 207?

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    Are you in my class? Because I really need help studying that anatomy.

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    I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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    If you were an animal you'd be a beaver, because DAM you look nice today.

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    If I could rearrange the keyboard I’d put U and I together... Oh wait, it’s already there.

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    Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

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    If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you pass by, just so I could stare at you a little longer.

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    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

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    If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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    Baby I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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    You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

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    Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

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    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?Because you're magically delicious.

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